Historians Debate Whether St. Patrick Was Actually the Patron Saint of Day Drinking
Polly TickleA fierce debate has erupted within historical circles, challenging the traditional depiction of St. Patrick and suggesting the beloved saint…
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In a misguided attempt to inject a dose of mindfulness into the chaos of March 17th, the “Sober St. Patrick’s…
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New Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
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