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Liv N. LargeIn what can only be described as a bold, albeit peculiar, move, former President Donald Trump was recently spotted shopping…
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In a theatrical twist on his infamous border wall promise, Donald Trump announced plans to construct a “beautiful, impenetrable wall”…
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In an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
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In a bewildering display of insensitivity, Donald Trump brushed off the recent shooting at his Pennsylvania rally, telling fans to…
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