Man Claims ‘No Time for Gym,’ Spends Most Days Stoned on His Couch
Liv N. LargeIn an astonishing revelation, local man Todd Mitchell, 32, has declared he has “no time for the gym,” citing his…
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Polly TickleIn a bold move to greenify politics and sway the undecided, the Democratic Party has unveiled a high-growth strategy: transforming…
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