China Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
Chip ByteleyIn a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreChina Adds Far Side of the Moon to South China Sea Map
Polly TickleIn a bold and unprecedented move, China has declared that the far side of the moon is now part of…
Read MoreChinese Military Wraps Up Invasion Practice, World Watches Anxiously
In a display of military might that has sent ripples across the globe, the Chinese military has concluded its latest…
Read MoreMount Everest to Offer Wi-Fi, Claims Loneliness at the Top
The authorities overseeing Mount Everest have announced plans to install Wi-Fi stations along the path to its peak. This groundbreaking…
Read MoreSouth China Sea Sees First Ever ‘Ship-Bumping’ Contest
In a move that’s as bewildering as it is buoyant, the Philippines and China have set their compasses toward a…
Read MoreMTG Proposes Ban on Balloons: “They’re Just Chinese Spy Unicorns in Disguise”
Washington D.C. – In a move that has left both party planners and national security experts bewildered, firebrand congresswoman Marjorie…
Read MoreChinese Investment in Education Soars After Discovering Students Can Be Taught to Mine Bitcoin
In a move that would make Confucius raise an eyebrow, China’s education system is undergoing a dramatic shift. Forget rote…
Read MoreMessi’s Bench-Warming Sparks Outrage and Health Debate in China
In a move that’s causing ripples far beyond the football field, Lionel Messi’s recent decision to remain on the bench…
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