Middle-Eastern Terrorist Arrives to Speak to Congress and White House
Polly TickleIn a baffling display of international relations, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, widely criticized and labeled a “Middle-Eastern terrorist” by…
Read MoreU.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
Read MoreMiddle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreCongress Debates Installing Lie Detectors in Senate Chamber
In an unprecedented turn of events that has political pundits chuckling and conspiracy theorists taking notes, Congress is debating the…
Read MoreGOP Proposes Bill to Outsource Governmental Roles to Russia, Cites ‘Unmatched Efficiency’
The GOP has introduced a groundbreaking bill that proposes outsourcing key governmental roles and responsibilities to Russia, citing “unmatched efficiency”…
Read MoreCongress to Vote on Declaring the “Chicken Dance” a National Security Threat
In a move that has ruffled feathers across the nation, Congress is set to vote on a resolution that would…
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