Politicians to Wear Sponsored Jerseys: A New Era of Transparency in Funding
Polly TickleIn a move that’s being hailed as a game-changer for political transparency, lawmakers across the globe have agreed to a…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Change by 2050 or Whenever Mars Becomes Habitable, Whichever Comes First
In a landmark decision that’s being hailed as “a giant leap for mankind, sort of,” global leaders have unanimously agreed…
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In an era where a quick Google search can convince anyone they’re just a scalpel away from being a surgeon,…
Read MoreItaly’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
In a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MoreUS Veto on Gaza Ceasefire Resolution: A Masterclass in Diplomatic Hypocrisy
The United States recently exercised its veto power at the United Nations Security Council, blocking a resolution that called for…
Read MoreSuper Bowl: Where Advertisements Outscored the Game Itself
Chip ByteleyIn an unexpected twist to this year’s Super Bowl, it wasn’t just the teams battling it out on the field…
Read MoreIsrael’s Super Bowl Distraction: Peace, Love, and Bombing Refugees
In a move that surprised many and shocked more, Israel took its public relations strategy to unprecedented heights. Amid growing…
Read MorePaws & Hearts: The Rise of Dating Apps for Pets
In a world where human dating apps like Tinder and Bumble help lonely hearts find love, a new trend is…
Read MoreValentine’s Day: A Guide on What Not to Do
DominickThis Valentine’s Day, in a world brimming with how-to guides for perfect romance, we at CSDN are taking a different…
Read MoreMinnesota Wild’s Win Over Blackhawks: A Beacon of Hope in Challenging Times
In an unexpected twist that has sports enthusiasts and cynics alike reevaluating their outlook on life, the Minnesota Wild’s recent…
Read MoreSnapchat’s Vanishing Act: Profits Disappear Alongside Messages
In a turn of events that has analysts and investors scratching their heads, Snapchat, the social media giant known for…
Read MoreStormont’s First Order of Business: Deciding Who Gets the Best Parking Spot
As the Northern Ireland Assembly resumes after a lengthy hiatus, the first order of business has unexpectedly turned into a…
Read MoreTrump and Haley’s South Carolina Smackdown Turns into Epic Rap Battle
In an unexpected twist to the Republican presidential race, the usual political debate format in South Carolina has been scrapped…
Read MorePistons Defy Odds: A Dreamlike Victory Over Kings Stuns Fans
In a turn of events that has left sports enthusiasts in a bewildered state of joy and disbelief, the Detroit…
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Study Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
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