New Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
Read MoreScientists Announce Microplastics as the New Superfood: Part of Your Daily Detox!
In an unprecedented turn of events, scientists have discovered the latest addition to the health food craze: microplastics. These tiny…
Read MoreNew Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
In a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
Read MoreLatest Diet Trend: ‘Air-Only’ Fast Claims to Detoxify Body, Wallet, and Social Life
Forget juice cleanses and cabbage soup diets; there’s a new sheriff in the weight-loss world, and it’s lighter than air…literally.…
Read MoreFDA Approves Photosynthesis as Dietary Supplement
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking decision that’s got everyone from nutritionists to houseplants buzzing, the FDA has approved photosynthesis as an official…
Read MorePlants Feel Pain: The End of Vegetarianism As We Know It?
Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) – In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of dietary ethics worldwide, a groundbreaking…
Read MoreMiracle Diet Pill Discovered: Simply Swallow Your Pride
Scientists have announced the discovery of a revolutionary new diet pill that promises significant weight loss with minimal effort. The…
Read MoreParents Praise Shrinkflation for Providing ‘Automatic Portion Control’ for Kids’ Snack Times
In a surprising twist to the tale of shrinkflation, a phenomenon that has seen consumers getting less product for their…
Read MoreForget Juice Cleanses, Fasting, and Keto: Photosynthesis is the Hot New Diet Trend
Move over, celery juice and bone broth – there’s a new health craze sweeping the wellness world, and it requires…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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