Hysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
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In a move that has left the world both unsurprised and disheartened, Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has secured another term…
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Liv N. LargeIn a surprising and somewhat comical twist, Donald Trump has reportedly turned to meditation to manage his growing anxiety over…
Read MoreTrump Seen Shopping for Shrapnel-proof Vests
In what can only be described as a bold, albeit peculiar, move, former President Donald Trump was recently spotted shopping…
Read MoreGOP Launches ‘Old Lives Matter’ Campaign to Celebrate Trump’s Age
In a spectacular reversal that has left both critics and supporters bewildered, the GOP has unveiled its latest initiative: the…
Read MoreJoe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Election to Focus on Mumble Rap Career
In a stunning announcement that has left both the political and music worlds reeling, President Joe Biden has declared his…
Read MoreDid Trump’s “Shoot Pedophiles” Order Backfire Spectacularly?
In an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
Read MoreMacron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
In the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreRishi Sunak Declares Government to Be Disbanded to Avoid Election Loss
In a move that has left political pundits and the general public equally baffled, Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has announced…
Read More‘None of the Above’ Winning in Early Polls
In an unprecedented twist that has both political analysts and satirists rubbing their hands with glee, early polls across the…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MorePortugal’s Political Parties Consider Group Therapy After Election
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Read MoreTrump and Biden Turn Super Tuesday into Super Smackdown, Wrestle for the Soul of America
In an electrifying turn of events that has taken the political world by storm and possibly rewritten the rules of…
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