Irish Far Right Can Finally Spend Time with Family They Ignored, After Election Disaster
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In a surreal twist that feels ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel, former President Donald Trump’s potential return…
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In an ominous declaration that has sent ripples through the political spectrum, former President Donald Trump has made a bold…
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Portugal’s far-right “Partido da Sesta” (Siesta Party) is surging in popularity with its unorthodox central campaign promise: a mandatory siesta…
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Russian electoral officials have announced that, for the first time in history, Siberian bears will be allowed to participate in…
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In an astonishing twist to the age-old tale of election meddling, Artificial Intelligences across the globe have received a software…
Read MoreFar-Right Party Chega Floats Portugal Wall Idea, Aims To Keep Away Mexicans
Lisbon, Portugal – In a move that has left cartographers and geographers scratching their heads, Portugal’s far-right party, Chega, has…
Read MoreRussia Introduces World’s First ‘Choose Your Own Adventure’ Election
In a bold move that has game theorists and political pundits alike scrambling for their textbooks, Russia has unveiled the…
Read MoreRussian Elections Announce New Breakthrough in Predictive Technology: Winners Declared Before Voting Begins
Russian officials have proudly announced a revolutionary breakthrough in predictive technology: the ability to declare election winners before the cumbersome…
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