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Read MoreLogan Paul Opens Wrestling School: Learn to Body Slam Like a Pro, Get Scammed Like an Amateur
Logan Paul, the controversial internet personality turned WWE wrestler, has announced his latest venture: Maverick Wrestling Academy. The online school…
Read MoreChris Evans Denies Signing Israeli Bomb, Suggests Next Autograph Will Be on a Tesla
In a whirlwind of controversy, Chris Evans, beloved for his portrayal of Captain America, found himself at the center of…
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The dynamic duo of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence is back with Bad Boys 4, and it’s clear they’re on…
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Ariana Grande’s latest musical endeavor, “Eternal Sunshine,” hits the ears like a relentless wave of Instagram notifications—initially exciting but ultimately…
Read MoreSlim Shady Wanted in Connection to the Disappearance of Eminem
In a twist that could only come from the mind of Marshall Mathers, Slim Shady is now a prime suspect…
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In a culinary saga that has captivated the internet for years, celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has finally discovered the elusive…
Read MoreCalifornia High School History Classes to Include Module on Marvel Cinematic Universe
Forget those dusty old textbooks and prepare for history class to level up with a serious dose of superhero power!…
Read MoreThe 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
Read MoreNew African Superhero Film Deemed “Unrealistic” by Hollywood because the Hero Solves Problems without American Help
The tempest that’s swirling around Tinseltown over “Ẹniitan: Defender of Oyo” is growing more intense by the hour. The groundbreaking…
Read MoreTucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin’s Unexpected Sitcom Venture
The surprising revelation that Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin are set to co-star in a sitcom has flipped the media…
Read MoreAI-Generated Film Festival: Movies Made by Computers, for Computers
A new breed of cinema is emerging; the AI Film Festival stands as a testament to the creative potential of…
Read MoreRamadan Reality TV Show Canceled: Contestants Too Hangry to Participate After Day One
A groundbreaking Ramadan reality TV show has been unceremoniously canceled after just one miserable day of filming. The concept, which…
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