Exxonmobil Develops Plastic-Eating Fish to Save the Oceans
Chip ByteleyHouston, TX — In what the company is hailing as a revolutionary environmental breakthrough, ExxonMobil has announced the development of…
Read MoreShein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
Liv N. LargeIn a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
In a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreAustralian Government Teams with Lego for Great Barrier Reef Rebuilding Project
In an audacious and colorful bid to save the Great Barrier Reef, the Australian government has announced a partnership with…
Read MoreVegan Sharks: Scientists Engineer First Meat-Averse Great White
A team of scientists at the Aquatic Future Lab have successfully engineered the world’s first meat-averse great white shark, affectionately…
Read MorePanama and USA Sign Deal to Relocate Climate Deniers to Sinking Island
Polly TickleIn a unique approach to addressing climate change skepticism, Panama and the USA have signed a groundbreaking agreement to relocate…
Read MoreShell Oil Suggest “Eco-Friendly” Gasoline, A Kale and Kerosine Mixture
In a move that stretches the boundaries of both science and satire, Shell Oil has unveiled a startling new product:…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Change by 2050 or Whenever Mars Becomes Habitable, Whichever Comes First
In a landmark decision that’s being hailed as “a giant leap for mankind, sort of,” global leaders have unanimously agreed…
Read MoreKentucky Hiking Trails Now Rated by Instagram Photo Opportunity Potential
Hikers in Kentucky, grab your smartphones and prepare for a dramatic shift in trail selection! Scenic vistas and challenging terrain…
Read MoreUS National Parks to Install WiFi to Increase Nature Engagement
Get ready for a clash of the classics: the serenity of nature and the buzz of the internet are about…
Read MoreWorld’s Billionaires Race to Escape Earth: ‘It’s Not You, It’s Us’
In an unfolding drama that feels more like a cosmic soap opera than reality, the world’s billionaires are in a…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read More5 Indoor Plants Even YOU Can’t Kill (For the Tragically Brown-Thumbed)
Let’s face it, some of us were born with sunshine coursing through our veins, nurturing every living thing we touch.…
Read MoreAustralia’s Bold Move: Launching their First Rainmaker to Quench Forest Fires
Australia is setting the stage to unveil the country’s first-ever rainmaking device. This innovative leap, aiming to harness the power…
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