9 Years After Gay Marriage Passed, All Ireland Now Gay
Polly TickleIn a development that has shocked absolutely no one, Ireland, nine years after legalizing gay marriage, has reportedly seen its…
Read MoreRacial Equality Achieved for 24 Hours: World Agrees to Annual ‘Be Decent Human Beings’ Day
Chip ByteleyIn a move that surprised even the most optimistic cynics, the entire world participated in a 24-hour experiment in racial…
Read MoreTech Company Celebrates International Women’s Day by Developing App That Detects Workplace Sexism with 50% Accuracy
In a move heralded as either “sorta progressive?” or “deeply misguided,” tech startup InnoBros Inc. celebrated International Women’s Day by…
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In a corporate gesture so patronizing it borders on performance art, businesses worldwide are marking International Women’s Day with a…
Read MoreGlobal Corporations Celebrate International Women’s Day by Giving Female Employees 23% Off Work Emails
In a display of corporate feminism that’s as insulting as it is mathematically infuriating, multinational corporations are marking International Women’s…
Read MoreFor International Women’s Day, World Agrees to Pretend Gender Pay Gap Is Just a Mythical Creature
In a heartwarming display of international cooperation, world leaders have come together this International Women’s Day to announce a groundbreaking…
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