Elon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Chip ByteleyElon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
Read MoreEU Hails Greece’s New Economic Strategy to Minimize Unemployment by Reclassifying Jobs as Hobbies
Polly TickleIn a bold move to tackle rising unemployment, Greece has introduced an innovative economic strategy: reclassifying jobs as hobbies. This…
Read MoreDutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Amsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
Read MoreMicrosoft Suggests Scrapping Privacy Protections to Prevent Future Outages Like CrowdStrike
In a startling announcement, Microsoft has suggested that the recent CrowdStrike outage could have been avoided if only they had…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreEU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
In a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read MoreEU Pledges to Support Refugees Back on Boats Amidst Calls for More Serious Solutions
In a move that has raised eyebrows across the continent, the European Union has pledged to support refugees by putting…
Read More9 Years After Gay Marriage Passed, All Ireland Now Gay
In a development that has shocked absolutely no one, Ireland, nine years after legalizing gay marriage, has reportedly seen its…
Read MoreBuy One, Starve One Free: The Real Cost of Western ‘Support’ in Famine-Afflicted Lands
In a generous burst of benevolence, Western nations have unveiled their latest aid package for famine-afflicted countries, dubbed the “Buy…
Read MoreEurope’s Newest Import: The Full-Scale War Experience
Europe, the land of charming cobblestone streets, fine wines, and centuries-old cathedrals, has always been a top travel destination. But…
Read MoreApple’s 2 Billion Euro “Innovation Tax”
The European Union has levied a staggering 2 billion euro fine against Apple. The charge? The imposition of what’s been…
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