Brooklyn Apartment, Smaller Than Shoebox, Listed for $2 Million (Views of Brick Wall Included)
In a move that defies both logic and the concept of affordability, a real estate listing has sent New York…
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Read MoreIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has boldly declared the financial markets to be anti-Semitic, following a dramatic 19% dip in…
Read MoreSources close to Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu hint at a bold move to counteract his plummeting approval ratings: a foray…
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