Governments to Pump Air into Currency to Increase Value
Polly TickleDesperate Times, Desperate Measures? Governments Eye “Inflation Reversal” by Literally Inflating Currency In a move that seems ripped from a…
Read MoreGovernment Announces Plan to Convert National Debt into a Cryptocurrency: ‘DebtCoin’
In a move that has economists scratching their heads and tech bros cheering, the government has announced a radical plan…
Read MoreEconomy So Bad, Wall Street Traders Now Accepting Monopoly Money
In an absurd reflection of the current economic climate, Wall Street traders have been reportedly accepting Monopoly money in transactions,…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read MoreAustralia’s High-Flying Mix-Up: Helicopters Instead of Tea Leaves
In what’s being hailed as one of the most bewildering clerical errors of the decade, the Australian government has sheepishly…
Read MoreSnapchat’s Vanishing Act: Profits Disappear Alongside Messages
Chip ByteleyIn a turn of events that has analysts and investors scratching their heads, Snapchat, the social media giant known for…
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Starbucks Introduces Conflict-Resolution Lattes Amid Boycott Buzz
In a bold and somewhat unconventional strategy, Starbucks has responded to the escalating wave of boycotts with the unveiling of…
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