New Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
Chip ByteleyIn a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
Read MorePhD Required to Operate New Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machines, Says Manufacture
Forget a simple instruction manual—McDonald’s infamous ice cream machines are about to become significantly less approachable. The manufacturer, in a…
Read MoreA Culinary Disaster Playbook: How to Salvage Burnt Dinners, Exploding Cakes, and Other Kitchen Nightmares with Grace (or at Least, Delivery Apps)
Embarking on a kitchen adventure can sometimes turn into an episode of “Survivor: The Home Edition.” Whether it’s a charred…
Read MoreTel Aviv Unveils ‘Food for Freedom’ Program, Relies on Hunger to Foster Peace
Polly TickleIn a controversial move, Israeli officials have launched a new program titled “Food for Freedom,” aiming to foster peace in…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Bankruptcy from Buying Avocados
In a tale that speaks to the harsh economic realities faced by an entire generation, a local man, identified only…
Read MoreFDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
In a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
Read MorePlants Feel Pain: The End of Vegetarianism As We Know It?
Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) – In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of dietary ethics worldwide, a groundbreaking…
Read MoreIDF Leader’s Controversial Claim: “Grass is a Complete Daily Meal”
In a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
Read MoreParents Praise Shrinkflation for Providing ‘Automatic Portion Control’ for Kids’ Snack Times
In a surprising twist to the tale of shrinkflation, a phenomenon that has seen consumers getting less product for their…
Read MoreRamadan Midnight Snack Trends: Sleepwalkers Lead Charge to Refrigerator
As Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
Read MoreMeghan Markle’s Avocado Toast Causes Global Butter Shortage, Sparks Royal Feud
Hold the Avocado! Meghan Sparks Royal Rift and Global Crisis with Toast Obsession Buckingham Palace is in a state of…
Read MoreGourmet Water: The Latest in Liquid Luxury You Can’t Afford
Move over, artisanal coffee and $20 avocado toast. There’s a new status symbol in town: gourmet water. Yes, you read…
Read MoreNew App Promises to Find the Trendiest Brunch Spot Before Anyone Else Knows It Exists
Tired of endlessly scrolling through brunch photos on social media, only to arrive at overcrowded hotspots with hour-long waits for…
Read MoreFurry Faith: Pets Mysteriously Embracing Ramadan Traditions
In a heartwarming (and slightly baffling) development, household pets across the globe appear to be observing Ramadan alongside their Muslim…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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