God Confirms: “I’m Not Involved in Israel or Palestine”
Polly TickleIn a rare public statement, God has officially distanced Himself from the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine, declaring that…
Read MoreLocal Teen’s Pregnancy Excuse Kick-starts New Religion
Liv N. LargeIn a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited…
Read MoreGod Ignores Pope’s Plea for Priests
In a desperate plea to the heavens, Pope Francis has urged religious orders to pray for new priests and nuns…
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