Google to Launch DNA Tests for Employees to Predict Sick Days
Chip ByteleyGoogle, the tech giant known for ambitious (and occasionally unsettling) innovations, is set to disrupt workplace wellness programs in a…
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In a baffling and humorous twist, Google AI has made headlines for recommending users glue pizza to their ceilings to…
Read MoreGoogle’s Mental Health Masterplan: Wellness Days That Guarantee More Stress
Polly TickleGoogle, in a display of corporate doublethink that would impress even George Orwell, has unveiled a new mental health initiative…
Read MoreGmail Password Resets Now Require a Doctor’s Note and a Small Sacrifice
In an unusual twist on cybersecurity measures, Google has introduced a perplexing new policy for Gmail password resets: forgotten passwords…
Read MoreWork Emails to Auto-Delete if Not Read Within 24 Hours, Gmail Announces
Get ready for inbox mayhem, courtesy of Gmail! Their latest feature promises to revolutionize email as we know it –…
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