Hysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
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In a spectacular reversal that has left both critics and supporters bewildered, the GOP has unveiled its latest initiative: the…
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The GOP has taken its commitment to the “unborn scholar” to new heights, following Nikki Haley’s endorsement of recognizing embryos…
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Republicans Declare Masturbation a Form of Abortion
In a bold move that has left hands across America either clasped in prayer or firmly in pockets, the Republican…
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