Dutch Doctor Shocks Scientists by Curing Death with Paracetamol
Liv N. LargeIn a groundbreaking yet wildly controversial medical revelation, Dr. Hans Van Der Snuffelen, a Dutch physician, has purportedly cured death…
Read MoreApple Unveils Revolutionary ‘Work from Womb’ Initiative Promising Productivity Before Birth
Chip ByteleyApple has done it again. Just when we thought they’d exhausted every possible way to integrate technology into the most…
Read MoreScientists Confirm: Autism May Be Behind Most Vaccines
In a groundbreaking and somewhat ironic twist, researchers have announced that the driving force behind the development of most vaccines…
Read MoreTrump Takes Up Meditation to Cope with Kamala-Induced Stress
In a surprising and somewhat comical twist, Donald Trump has reportedly turned to meditation to manage his growing anxiety over…
Read MoreWoman’s Yoga Journey for Inner Peace Ends in Road Rage Arrest
A Journey to Inner Peace Takes an Unexpected Detour In a bizarre twist of fate, Amanda Tranquil, a local yoga…
Read MoreStudy Finds 100% of Humans Addicted to Breathing, Efforts to Quit Prove Fatal
In a groundbreaking discovery sure to send the medical community reeling, a new study has determined that 100% of humans…
Read MoreU.S. Hospitals Form Partnerships with Local Drug Dealers to Cut Prescription Costs
In a bold and unorthodox move to address the rising costs of prescription medications, several U.S. hospitals have announced new…
Read MoreGoogle to Launch DNA Tests for Employees to Predict Sick Days
Google, the tech giant known for ambitious (and occasionally unsettling) innovations, is set to disrupt workplace wellness programs in a…
Read MoreTesco to Launch ‘Choose Your Own Expiry Date’ on Perishables
Grocery shopping is about to get a lot more philosophical. UK supermarket giant Tesco is venturing into uncharted territory with…
Read MoreScientists Announce Microplastics as the New Superfood: Part of Your Daily Detox!
In an unprecedented turn of events, scientists have discovered the latest addition to the health food craze: microplastics. These tiny…
Read MoreGoogle’s Mental Health Masterplan: Wellness Days That Guarantee More Stress
Polly TickleGoogle, in a display of corporate doublethink that would impress even George Orwell, has unveiled a new mental health initiative…
Read MoreAmerican Hospitals to Charge Patients for Time Spent in Waiting Rooms
American healthcare seems intent on pushing the boundaries of the absurd, and the latest news suggests they’ve found a new…
Read MoreInternet Pop Ups Find New Life in Elon Musk’s Neuralink
In an unexpected twist of technological evolution, the once dreaded internet pop-up ads have found a new arena: Elon Musk’s…
Read MoreConspiracy Theorists Demand the Truth About False Teeth
They say never trust a person with false teeth, but that’s just what the conspiracy theorists want you to believe.…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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