Shell Oil Suggest “Eco-Friendly” Gasoline, A Kale and Kerosine Mixture
Polly TickleIn a move that stretches the boundaries of both science and satire, Shell Oil has unveiled a startling new product:…
Read MorePsychologists Recommend Arguing More to Improve Communication
Chip ByteleyForget peaceful resolutions and deep breaths – the world of mental health just got a lot more combative. In a…
Read MoreNew Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
In a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
Read MoreHealth Officials Recommend Standing Desks for All Restaurant Dining
In a surprising twist to dining conventions, health officials have made a bold new recommendation: all restaurant dining should be…
Read MoreFrench Retirement Homes to Add TikTok Choreography to Activity Schedules
Get ready for the most unexpected cultural fusion since baguettes met sriracha. French retirement homes are set to ditch the…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreStudy Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
In a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
Read MoreStudies Show Doing Weird Voices While Alone Improves Mental Health by 87%
If you thought those silly voices you use when talking to yourself were a sign of encroaching madness, think again!…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
Read MoreOxycontin Blamed for Decline in Lava Lamp Sales
In a twist that no one saw coming—except perhaps the most ardent of conspiracy theorists—it appears that Oxycontin, the controversial…
Read MoreNew Yoga Trend: Poses That Can Be Done in Office Chairs
Stressed-out office warriors, your salvation isn’t a serene yoga studio miles away – it’s the swivel chair you’re currently parked…
Read MoreTeenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
Read MoreFDA Approves First Ever Subscription-Based Food Pyramid
In a revolutionary move that has dietitians throwing their kale smoothies against the wall in frustration, the FDA has announced…
Read MoreLatest Diet Trend: ‘Air-Only’ Fast Claims to Detoxify Body, Wallet, and Social Life
Forget juice cleanses and cabbage soup diets; there’s a new sheriff in the weight-loss world, and it’s lighter than air…literally.…
Read MoreFDA Approves Photosynthesis as Dietary Supplement
In a groundbreaking decision that’s got everyone from nutritionists to houseplants buzzing, the FDA has approved photosynthesis as an official…
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