FDA Approves Photosynthesis as Dietary Supplement
Polly TickleIn a groundbreaking decision that’s got everyone from nutritionists to houseplants buzzing, the FDA has approved photosynthesis as an official…
Read MorePsychologists Warn of New Disorder: Wordle Withdrawal Symptoms Include Random Letter Shouting
Chip ByteleyThe seemingly innocuous daily word puzzle, Wordle, has become a surprising global obsession, sweeping across nations and burrowing into our…
Read MoreNew Canadian Safety Law Requires Pedestrians to Wear Helmets
In a bold move that has safety experts nodding in helmets of approval and fashionistas recoiling in horror, Canada has…
Read MoreCorporate Meeting Declared New Form of Human Torture by UN
The United Nations has officially classified long corporate meetings as a new form of human torture. This declaration came after…
Read MorePlants Feel Pain: The End of Vegetarianism As We Know It?
Crustian Satirical Daily News (CSDN) – In a revelation that has shaken the foundations of dietary ethics worldwide, a groundbreaking…
Read MoreMiracle Diet Pill Discovered: Simply Swallow Your Pride
Scientists have announced the discovery of a revolutionary new diet pill that promises significant weight loss with minimal effort. The…
Read MoreDIY Home Surgery Kits: The Future of Personal Healthcare?
In an era where a quick Google search can convince anyone they’re just a scalpel away from being a surgeon,…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MoreStudy Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read MoreItaly’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
In a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
Read MoreNew Study Finds: Pub Regulars May Live Longer Thanks to Daily Dose of Sarcasm
In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
Read MoreCan’t Afford Healthcare? No Problem! DIY Surgery Kits Offer Cost-Effective Self-Amputation
In a move fueled by either desperation or delusion, DIY surgery kits are experiencing a horrifying surge in popularity, driven…
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The Gaza Diet: IDF Praises benefits of eating grass
Touted as the cutting-edge in involuntary weight loss, the “Gaza Diet” emerges from the world’s most contested open-air locale, presenting…
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