Aliens Cancel Earth Visit, Cite Fear of Catching ‘Human Stupidity Syndrome’
In an unprecedented press release transmitted via inexplicable light patterns in the night sky, an advanced alien civilization has officially…
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Dogs to Sue Humanity for Emotional Damages Over Baby Talk, ‘We’re Not Babies, Karen’
A collective of canines has filed a landmark lawsuit against humanity for years of emotional damages caused by baby talk.…
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