Santa Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreIDF Seek Partnership With Mr.Beast After Human Rights Allegations
Chip ByteleyIn a twist that sounds like a punchline from a late-night comedy show, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), currently embroiled…
Read MoreIDF Applauded for ‘Zero Hostage Safety’ Policy in Latest Heroic Mission
In an audacious display of military innovation, the IDF has introduced its groundbreaking “Zero Hostage Safety” policy, a strategy hailed…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreBBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
Read MoreIDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
Read MoreIDF Chief Shocked to Discover Tents Are Flammable
In a statement that has left many in disbelief, the Chief of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) expressed shock upon…
Read MoreIsrael: “All Efforts Were Made to Prevent Civilian Life”
In a statement that has sent shockwaves through the international community, the Israeli government declared that “all efforts were made…
Read MoreIsraeli Officials Insist Fog Operated Independently, No Mossad Ties
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a press conference today, Israeli officials emphatically denied any involvement in the recent helicopter crash…
Read MoreIsraeli Tank Fires on Israeli Troops Dressed as Aid Workers
In a troubling reflection of ongoing conflict complexities, reports have emerged of an Israeli tank that mistakenly fired upon its…
Read MoreIsrael Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
In a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
Read MoreNations Worldwide Send Condolences to Wasps After Encounter With IDF
In an unprecedented global display of empathy, nations from every corner of the Earth have issued formal condolences to the…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s New Strategy: If We’re Losing, It’s Because We Didn’t Enter Rafah
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s recent unveiling of a new approach to Israel’s security and military posture has not just made…
Read MoreUltra-Orthodox Jews in Israel to Launch New Fitness Craze: Dodging the Draft
In a bid to blend tradition with the modern world’s obsession with fitness, Israel’s Ultra-Orthodox community has unveiled a groundbreaking…
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