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Polly TickleKursk, Russia — In what might be the most anticlimactic invasion in recent history, Ukrainian forces found that their bombardment…
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In a staggering twist of revisionist history, Vladimir Putin has now declared that the Kursk region, currently being overrun by…
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Chip ByteleyIn a shocking and unprecedented development, Ukrainian forces have reportedly launched a full-scale invasion into Russian territory, marking a dramatic…
Read MoreUkraine Begins Special Military Operation in Russia
Ukraine’s Bold Move: An Unthinkable Invasion of Russia In what appears to be an audacious twist in the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian…
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In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreChinese Military Wraps Up Invasion Practice, World Watches Anxiously
In a display of military might that has sent ripples across the globe, the Chinese military has concluded its latest…
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