Santa Cancels Operations in Middle East as IDF Fails to Promise Safe Passage
In an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreIn an unprecedented move that has left children and parents across the Middle East devastated, Santa Claus has announced that…
Read MoreIn a move that has left diplomats and conspiracy theorists alike scratching their heads, Israel has announced that a herd…
Read MoreAny newly-formed Palestinian leadership is expected to fall under the governance of an unlikely entity: an Israeli Homeowners’ Association (HOA).…
Read MoreIn a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
Read MoreIn a calculated move that has sent shockwaves through Jewish communities worldwide, Israel has effectively replaced traditional Judaism with a…
Read MoreWashington, D.C. — In a move that has left the world both confused and amused, the United States has issued…
Read MoreIn a move that has left the global journalism community both baffled and outraged, Israel has announced that it will…
Read MoreThe United States has found a new benchmark for moral flexibility, with its decision to continue funneling military aid to…
Read MoreIn a shocking escalation of its controversial policies, Israel has now set its sights on targeting Christian communities in the…
Read MoreIn a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
Read MoreIn a move that has stirred significant controversy, the United Kingdom is currently debating whether to pause its arms exports…
Read MoreIn a twist that sounds like a punchline from a late-night comedy show, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), currently embroiled…
Read MoreIn a paradoxical twist of fate, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is readying Tel Aviv residents for potential Iranian assaults by…
Read MoreIn a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
Read MoreIn a surprising twist that could have significant geopolitical ramifications, Pakistan has officially declared Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu a…
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