International Outrage as Iran Forgets to Check Who’s Allowed to Strike First
Polly TickleIn an apparent blunder of international proportions, Iran has incited a flurry of global finger-wagging not merely for its use…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreOne Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
Read MoreMedia Still Awaiting Entry into Gaza, Considers Using Carrier Pigeons for Updates
In an audacious blend of satire and stark reality that underscores the grim state of press freedom, the notion of…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MoreBiden’s Double Feature: Calls for Ceasefire and Unwraps $16 Billion Party Favor for the Battlefield
In a move that has cinephiles and political analysts alike scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has premiered his latest…
Read MoreWartime Presidency Forever? Netanyahu’s Strategy to Sidestep Democracy
In the satirical piece, “Wartime Presidency Forever? Netanyahu’s Strategy to Sidestep Democracy,” the narrative humorously explores Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu’s…
Read MoreDemocracy in the Crosshairs: Netanyahu’s Refusal to Step Down Amidst Growing Unrest
In the satirical saga “Democracy in the Crosshairs: Netanyahu’s Refusal to Step Down Amidst Growing Unrest,” Israel finds itself at…
Read MoreNew Study Shows US, UK Use Metric System for Morality When Judging Israel and Russia
In a satirical twist that has the international community both chuckling and nodding in recognition, a recent study purportedly conducted…
Read MoreIDF Soldier Endorses New Diet Trend: ‘Grass, The Other Green Meat’
In a world where diet trends come and go faster than one can say “kale smoothie,” a new fad is…
Read MoreCeasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
DominickIn a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
Read MoreWhen GPS Fails: How to Mistake Humanitarians for Terrorists in Three Easy Strikes
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
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