Gaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
Polly TickleThe much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
Read MorePentagon Cheers ‘Successful’ Raid: 200 Dead, 4 Rescued, Mission Accomplished!
Washington, D.C. – In a statement that has drawn international condemnation, the Pentagon hailed a recent IDF raid in Gaza…
Read MoreICC Judge Discovers Plumber Is Actually Mossad Agent Installing Surveillance Equipment
In a bizarre twist that could be straight out of a spy thriller, an ICC judge recently discovered that his…
Read MoreU.S. Congress Votes to Reject International Law
In a move that has left the global community bewildered, the U.S. Congress has voted to reject the International Criminal…
Read MoreNetanyahu Assures Public: ‘Ceasefire Will Be Over Before You Know It’
In a statement that has left many scratching their heads, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu assured the Israeli public that the…
Read MoreBBC Outsources Gaza Coverage to Israeli Military for ‘Accuracy’
In a move that has sparked outrage and disbelief, the BBC has reportedly outsourced its coverage of the Gaza conflict…
Read MoreMiddle Eastern Terrorist Invited to Speak in Congress
In a move that has sent shockwaves through political circles, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accepted an invitation to…
Read MoreBiden Suggests Ceasefire After Ensuring Maximum Damage Achieved
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has suggested a ceasefire in Gaza after…
Read MoreNetanyahu: “Genocide Merely a Tragic Error”
In a statement that has sparked international outrage, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu referred to the recent bombing in Rafah,…
Read MoreIDF Kills Egyptian Soldier, Netanyahu Apologizes, Insists They Thought He Was a Gazan Citizen
In a tragic incident that has further strained regional relations, the Israeli Defense Force (IDF) mistakenly killed an Egyptian soldier…
Read MoreUS Claims New Gaza Port Doesn’t Exist, Calls It a ‘Mirage’
In a bizarre turn of events, the United States has declared that the newly constructed port in Gaza, which was…
Read MoreIDF Chief Shocked to Discover Tents Are Flammable
In a statement that has left many in disbelief, the Chief of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) expressed shock upon…
Read MoreBiden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
Read MoreIsrael: “All Efforts Were Made to Prevent Civilian Life”
In a statement that has sent shockwaves through the international community, the Israeli government declared that “all efforts were made…
Read MoreHundreds of Thousands of ‘Anti-Semitic’ Jewish People Protest War in Tel Aviv
In a remarkable and somewhat paradoxical turn of events, Tel Aviv has witnessed its largest anti-war demonstration to date, with…
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