IDF Chief Shocked to Discover Tents Are Flammable
Polly TickleIn a statement that has left many in disbelief, the Chief of the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) expressed shock upon…
Read MoreBiden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
Read MoreIsrael: “All Efforts Were Made to Prevent Civilian Life”
In a statement that has sent shockwaves through the international community, the Israeli government declared that “all efforts were made…
Read MoreHundreds of Thousands of ‘Anti-Semitic’ Jewish People Protest War in Tel Aviv
In a remarkable and somewhat paradoxical turn of events, Tel Aviv has witnessed its largest anti-war demonstration to date, with…
Read MoreBiden to Release All ‘Low-Level’ Murderers, Claims “No Equivalence with Serial Killers”
In a controversial and unprecedented move, President Joe Biden has announced plans to release all “low-level” murderers, arguing that their…
Read MoreIreland to Repurpose Israeli Embassy to House Homeless
In a surprising and symbolic gesture, the Irish government has announced plans to repurpose the soon-to-be-vacated Israeli Embassy building in…
Read MoreUSA and Russia Find Common Ground: Both Denounce ICC as “Inconvenient”
In a surreal twist of global politics, the United States and Russia have found themselves in rare agreement over a…
Read MoreIsrael Declares Hamas Leaders as Jewish in Response to ICC Arrest Warrants
In an unprecedented twist of irony and geopolitical theater, Israel has responded to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) issuance of…
Read MoreUS Announces New Foreign Policy: Sanctioning Anyone Who Tries to Hold Us Accountable
In a bold and somewhat baffling move, the United States has unveiled a new foreign policy initiative: sanctioning any international…
Read MoreLindsey Graham Proposes Invasion of Netherlands: “ICC Can’t Arrest Us If We Own Them”
In a spectacular display of international diplomacy, Senator Lindsey Graham has proposed that the United States should invade the Netherlands…
Read MoreIsraeli PM Netanyahu Accuses ICC of Colluding with Hamas
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a dramatic escalation of rhetoric, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has accused the International Criminal…
Read MoreIsraeli Officials Insist Fog Operated Independently, No Mossad Ties
Tel Aviv, Israel – In a press conference today, Israeli officials emphatically denied any involvement in the recent helicopter crash…
Read MoreUSA & Israel Celebrate “Freedom of Press Day” by Arresting Journalists and Shutting Down News Outlets
In a performance worthy of a standing ovation from George Orwell himself, today marked the nationwide spectacle of “Freedom of…
Read MoreBiden So Colorblind, He Fails to See His Own Red Lines
In an astonishing display of diplomatic colorblindness, President Joe Biden has managed to completely overlook his administration’s previously declared “red…
Read MoreIsraeli Tank Fires on Israeli Troops Dressed as Aid Workers
In a troubling reflection of ongoing conflict complexities, reports have emerged of an Israeli tank that mistakenly fired upon its…
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