Israel Rejects Hostage Release Deal, Prefers Military Action Over Peace
Polly TickleIn a recent and highly controversial move, the Israeli government has opted to reject a promising hostage release deal proposed…
Read MoreErdogan Values Resistance Movements, Unless They’re Kurdish
In a remarkable display of selective solidarity, Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has once again showcased his unique approach to…
Read MoreGermany Leads Europe in Nakba Denial As Politicians Insist 70 Year Conflict Started on Oct 7 2023
In a controversial shift in historical narrative, several German politicians have been leading a wave of Nakba denial across Europe,…
Read MoreIsrael Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
In a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
Read MoreU.S. Says Weapons in Israel Were ‘Only Sort of’ Used Illegally
In a dazzling display of diplomatic gymnastics, the United States has declared that while its weapons sold to Israel may…
Read MoreNations Worldwide Send Condolences to Wasps After Encounter With IDF
In an unprecedented global display of empathy, nations from every corner of the Earth have issued formal condolences to the…
Read MoreIsrael’s Ceasefire Strategy: Agree in Principle, Decline in Practice
In a striking display of diplomatic dexterity, Israel’s approach to ceasefire negotiations could best be described as “Agree in Principle,…
Read MoreIsrael Officials Accuse Joe Biden of Being Hamas Member
In a stunning development that has rocked international politics, Israeli officials have made the shocking claim that U.S. President Joe…
Read MoreAmerica’s ‘Surprise’ Routine Wears Thin as Ally Ignores Ceasefire Pleas
In an all-too-familiar scenario, America’s feigned shock has once again graced international headlines as its closest ally, Israel, dismisses yet…
Read MoreIsrael Was Enthusiastic About Ceasefire, Until It Was Time to Cease Fire
In an unforeseen twist that shocked precisely nobody, the Israeli government’s enthusiasm for a ceasefire in the ongoing Rafah conflict…
Read MoreBuy One, Starve One Free: The Real Cost of Western ‘Support’ in Famine-Afflicted Lands
In a generous burst of benevolence, Western nations have unveiled their latest aid package for famine-afflicted countries, dubbed the “Buy…
Read MoreU.S. Surprised at Israel’s Long-Announced Rafah Offensive, Pauses Arms At Last
In a stunning turn of events that could only surprise a Rip Van Winkle or a remarkably uninformed mole, the…
Read MoreIsraeli Leaders Deny Gaza Blockade’s Impact: ‘Hunger Isn’t a War Crime, It’s a Diet Plan’
In a controversial statement, Israeli leaders have downplayed the severity of the Gaza blockade, dismissing concerns over its impact on…
Read MoreUSA Proposes ICC Bylaw Amendment: ‘All Charges Are Created Equal, Except When They’re Not’
In a controversial move, the United States administration has proposed an amendment to the International Criminal Court’s (ICC) bylaws, aiming…
Read MoreGaza’s Humanitarian Crisis ‘A Boon for International Aid Donations,’ Says Israel
In a controversial statement, Israeli officials have suggested that the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza serves as a “boon for…
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