Iran and Israel Commit to Peaceful Explosions in Joint Effort to Avoid Escalation
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented move that has left the global stage both baffled and intrigued, officials from Iran and Israel have…
Read MoreWorld Leaders Redefine ‘Self-Defense’ to Exclude Certain Countries on the Map
In a stunning revision of geography and international law, world leaders convened this week to redraw the boundaries of where…
Read MoreIran’s Response to Israeli Attack Seen as Gross Violation of Double Standards
In an audacious breach of the established norms of international hypocrisy, Iran’s recent retaliatory actions against Israel have been met…
Read MoreInternational Outrage as Iran Forgets to Check Who’s Allowed to Strike First
In an apparent blunder of international proportions, Iran has incited a flurry of global finger-wagging not merely for its use…
Read MoreNetanyahu Refuses Early Election Calls, Says Only War Decides Leadership
In a bold move that has historians scrambling to check if Sparta has somehow taken over modern democracy, Prime Minister…
Read MoreUS Nervously Calls New Israeli Settlements ‘Inconsistent’ with International Law
In what could only be termed as the diplomatic equivalent of saying “I’m not mad, just disappointed,” the United States…
Read MoreIran Accused of Breaking ‘Unspoken Rules’ by Responding to Attacks
In the latest chapter of the Middle East saga, Iran’s recent retaliation against Israeli aggression has raised more than just…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree: ‘Only Some Countries Get the Self-Defense Card’
In a stunning but unsurprising revelation, the international community has updated its unwritten rulebook, clearly delineating that the ‘self-defense’ argument…
Read MoreIs Gaza’s Hospital Outage an Israeli Bid for a New Guinness World Record?
In a world where records are broken every day—from the longest pizza to the most people twerking simultaneously—rumors have emerged…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreOne Town Too Many: The Curious Case of the 30,000th Straw That Broke Global Patience
Ottawa, Canberra, Wellington – CSDN: In a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and reaching for their abacuses,…
Read MoreMedia Still Awaiting Entry into Gaza, Considers Using Carrier Pigeons for Updates
In an audacious blend of satire and stark reality that underscores the grim state of press freedom, the notion of…
Read MoreNetanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy
In the satirical narrative “Netanyahu’s War Gambit: Clinging to Power Amidst a Sea of Calls for Democracy,” the stage is…
Read MoreBiden’s Double Feature: Calls for Ceasefire and Unwraps $16 Billion Party Favor for the Battlefield
In a move that has cinephiles and political analysts alike scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has premiered his latest…
Read MoreIRA Receives Odd Request from British Officials: ‘Please Lie, It’s for a Good Cause’.
In a satirical twist that seems to have leapt straight from the pages of a darkly comedic political thriller, British…
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