Joe Biden to Invite God to Gaza Peace Talks
Polly TickleIn a move that has political analysts scratching their heads and theologians intrigued, President Joe Biden has announced his intentions…
Read MoreWe Want a Ceasefire, Says Country Supplying the Bombs
Washington, D.C. — In a move that has left the world both confused and amused, the United States has issued…
Read MoreJoe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Election to Focus on Mumble Rap Career
In a stunning announcement that has left both the political and music worlds reeling, President Joe Biden has declared his…
Read MoreTrump Pledges to Build Wall Around Himself, Claims Biden Will Foot the Bill
In a theatrical twist on his infamous border wall promise, Donald Trump announced plans to construct a “beautiful, impenetrable wall”…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreBiden Raises $53 Million, Considers Buying Small Country Instead of Campaigning
President Joe Biden has reportedly raised a staggering $53 million for his re-election campaign. However, rumors are swirling that instead…
Read MoreNRA to Name Hunter Biden ‘Gunowner of the Year’
In a twist that could only happen in today’s political circus, the NRA has decided to name Hunter Biden as…
Read MoreBiden Suggests Ceasefire After Ensuring Maximum Damage Achieved
In a move that has left many scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has suggested a ceasefire in Gaza after…
Read MoreBiden: “If Nazis Used Missiles Instead of Death Camps, The Holocaust Would’ve Been Acceptable”
In a statement that has ignited a firestorm of controversy and condemnation, President Joe Biden suggested that if the Nazis…
Read MoreUSA and Russia Find Common Ground: Both Denounce ICC as “Inconvenient”
In a surreal twist of global politics, the United States and Russia have found themselves in rare agreement over a…
Read MoreBiden So Colorblind, He Fails to See His Own Red Lines
In an astonishing display of diplomatic colorblindness, President Joe Biden has managed to completely overlook his administration’s previously declared “red…
Read MoreIsrael Officials Accuse Joe Biden of Being Hamas Member
In a stunning development that has rocked international politics, Israeli officials have made the shocking claim that U.S. President Joe…
Read More‘None of the Above’ Winning in Early Polls
In an unprecedented twist that has both political analysts and satirists rubbing their hands with glee, early polls across the…
Read MoreBiden’s Double Feature: Calls for Ceasefire and Unwraps $16 Billion Party Favor for the Battlefield
In a move that has cinephiles and political analysts alike scratching their heads, President Joe Biden has premiered his latest…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
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