Hysterical Man Covered in Cheeto Dust Becomes President of the USA
Polly TickleIn an unprecedented twist that left the nation both amused and bewildered, Donald J. Trump has been elected President of…
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The 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
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In a bizarre twist, former President Donald Trump has announced he will identify as Black following a car crash interview…
Read MoreTrump Takes Up Meditation to Cope with Kamala-Induced Stress
Liv N. LargeIn a surprising and somewhat comical twist, Donald Trump has reportedly turned to meditation to manage his growing anxiety over…
Read MoreKamala Harris Aims to Overshadow Trump With WWE Debut
Vice President Kamala Harris has announced her intention to enter WWE, aiming to outshine former President Donald Trump’s infamous WWE…
Read MoreGOP Launches ‘Old Lives Matter’ Campaign to Celebrate Trump’s Age
In a spectacular reversal that has left both critics and supporters bewildered, the GOP has unveiled its latest initiative: the…
Read MoreJoe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Election to Focus on Mumble Rap Career
In a stunning announcement that has left both the political and music worlds reeling, President Joe Biden has declared his…
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