Elon Musk to Sue Non-Twitter/X Users for Not Signing Up
Chip ByteleyIn a brilliant twist that only the mastermind behind the Twitter-to-X fiasco could concoct, Elon Musk is now planning to…
Read MorePolice Urge Citizens to Defend Themselves as Calling 911 Now Considered a High-Risk Activity
Polly TickleIn a surprising and unsettling development, police departments nationwide have started advising citizens to think twice before calling 911, citing…
Read MoreUS City Bans Bike Lanes Due to Anti-Segregation Laws
In a move that has left urban planners and cycling enthusiasts scratching their heads, the city of Birmingham, Alabama has…
Read MoreNRA to Name Hunter Biden ‘Gunowner of the Year’
In a twist that could only happen in today’s political circus, the NRA has decided to name Hunter Biden as…
Read MoreJoe Biden to Adopt Netanyahu into Family After Hunter Biden Conviction
In a shocking twist that has left political analysts and citizens alike bewildered, President Joe Biden has reportedly welcomed Israeli…
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