Local Teen’s Pregnancy Excuse Kick-starts New Religion
In a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited…
Read MoreIn a small town where nothing extraordinary ever happens, a local teen’s bizarre excuse for an unexpected pregnancy has ignited…
Read MoreIn a bid to revitalize its struggling economy, Northern England has turned to an unusual new industry: “poverty tourism.” This…
Read MoreIn a revelation that could revolutionize keyboard warfare as we know it, a recent study conducted by the Institute of…
Read MoreSpringfield, IL — A local family made a shocking discovery this week after deciding to finally tackle their pandemic clutter:…
Read MoreIn a small, rather unremarkable town that could be anywhere but is nowhere near the hidden twists and turns of…
Read MoreLos Angeles, CA — In what legal experts are calling the most ambitious lawsuit since someone tried to trademark the…
Read MoreIn what can only be described as a theological plot twist of biblical proportions, American Evangelicals are reportedly distancing themselves…
Read MoreEmma Driscoll, 32, has achieved what many consider the ultimate zen of online retail: the perfectly curated shopping cart, without…
Read MoreA new report, published in the prestigious Journal of Things We Already Knew, reveals that individuals with vast fortunes are…
Read MoreIn an astonishing revelation, local man Todd Mitchell, 32, has declared he has “no time for the gym,” citing his…
Read MoreThe Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that all future presidential debates will now feature live lie detector tests, a…
Read MoreSarah Thompson, a woman known for her perpetually scattered state, accidentally sparked a heated discussion on toxic relationships, complicated family…
Read MoreAmsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
Read MoreAh, the 4th of July: a day to celebrate America’s independence with fireworks, barbecues, and the uncomfortable presence of that…
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Nicotine-Flavored Broccoli Proposed as Teen Vaping Deterrent
In what might be the most 21st-century twist in the tale of vaping regulations, governments from every corner of the…
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