Government Announces New Tax on Conspiracy Theorists
Chip ByteleyThe Commission on Presidential Debates has announced that all future presidential debates will now feature live lie detector tests, a…
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Liv N. LargeSarah Thompson, a woman known for her perpetually scattered state, accidentally sparked a heated discussion on toxic relationships, complicated family…
Read MoreDutch Government Introduces Revolutionary Plan to Solve Housing Crisis by Redefining Cargo Bikes as Apartments
Amsterdam, Netherlands – In a move set to revolutionize urban living and possibly redefine the very concept of “home,” the…
Read More4th of July Travel Tips: How to Enjoy Fireworks While Avoiding Your Racist Uncle
Ah, the 4th of July: a day to celebrate America’s independence with fireworks, barbecues, and the uncomfortable presence of that…
Read MoreShein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
In a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreNetflix Plans to Use AI to Inject Product Placement into Hollywood Classics
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to redefine the streaming experience, Netflix has announced plans to use advanced AI technology…
Read MoreSupreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women
Polly TickleSupreme Court to Decide If Pigs Have More Rights Than Women In an era of unprecedented legal decisions, the Supreme…
Read MoreGlobal Happiness Index Rises After Everyone Agrees to Lower Standards
The world is abuzz with a surprising announcement: the Global Happiness Index has reached an all-time high. The secret to…
Read MoreVatican to Consider Priests in Drag, in Push to Recover Community Trust
In a desperate bid to rehabilitate its tarnished image, the Vatican is reportedly contemplating a radical initiative: allowing priests to…
Read MoreEU to Make Pickup Default Option for Online Orders in Push for Green Shopping
In a landmark move aimed at promoting sustainability and reducing carbon emissions, the European Union is set to introduce regulations…
Read MoreU.S. Hospitals Form Partnerships with Local Drug Dealers to Cut Prescription Costs
In a bold and unorthodox move to address the rising costs of prescription medications, several U.S. hospitals have announced new…
Read MoreNew Study Reveals Vegans Spend More Time Arguing About Diet Than Eating
In a revelation that has sparked both laughter and debate, a new study has found that vegans spend more time…
Read MoreHarvard Study Confirms: Harambe’s Death Behind Geopolitical Turmoil
In a shocking revelation, a recent study from Harvard University has concluded that the tragic death of Harambe, the beloved…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Himself ‘King of the Remote,’ Bans Romantic Comedies
In a household coup that has stunned his family and amused his friends, local man John Stevens has declared himself…
Read MoreNew Dutch Government to Ban Fish & Chips In New Push Against English Tourists
The new Dutch government has announced a groundbreaking decision that is making waves across Europe. In an unprecedented move, they…
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