Israel Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
Polly TickleIn a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
Read MorePsychologists Recommend Arguing More to Improve Communication
Chip ByteleyForget peaceful resolutions and deep breaths – the world of mental health just got a lot more combative. In a…
Read MoreAncient Cave Paintings Proven to be the Work of Bored Teenagers
In a stunning archaeological revelation that overturns centuries of accepted wisdom, experts have conclusively proven ancient cave paintings are simply…
Read MoreThe Weather Channel App to Start Offering Relationship Forecasts
Move over five-day forecasts and radar maps, The Weather Channel App is about to delve into a whole new realm…
Read MoreSelf-Proclaimed Minimalist’s Home Filled with Curated Collections of “Essential” Objects
In a development that challenges the very concept of “less is more,” self-proclaimed minimalist Emily has found herself the unwitting…
Read MoreNew Diet Requires Eating Only Foods That Match Your Outfit
In a move destined to confuse both fashionistas and nutritionists, a new fad diet is turning meal planning into a…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Himself “Lord of the Flame”, Demands Tribute in Perfectly Cooked Sausages
In a small suburban town, an unparalleled obsession with grilled delicacies has taken root, creating a bizarre and surprisingly fierce…
Read MoreStudent Caught Bribing Janitor for “Strategic” Classroom Cleaning During Test
Finals Week at Winthrop University, traditionally a time of academic culminations and nerve-wracking revisions, has this year turned into the…
Read MoreHealth Officials Recommend Standing Desks for All Restaurant Dining
In a surprising twist to dining conventions, health officials have made a bold new recommendation: all restaurant dining should be…
Read MoreU.S. Surprised at Israel’s Long-Announced Rafah Offensive, Pauses Arms At Last
In a stunning turn of events that could only surprise a Rip Van Winkle or a remarkably uninformed mole, the…
Read MoreFlat Earthers Launch Satellite to Prove Moon is Just a Projection
In a move that defies both common sense and the fundamental laws of physics, a group of Flat Earthers has…
Read MoreStudent Protests Homework, Cites “Forced Unpaid Labor” and Violation of “Chill Weekend Time”
In a bold act of defiance against the tyranny of textbooks, a lone student at has ignited a fiery protest…
Read MoreTop 10 Corporate Buzzwords That Make You Want to Scream into a Pillow
Navigating corporate jargon can often feel like deciphering a complex code, especially when these buzzwords creep into every conversation. Here…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreLocal Dad Loses Backyard Grill Dominance to Teen Mastering Viral TikTok Recipes
In a stunning upset shaking suburban barbecues to their stainless steel core, a classic backyard power struggle has taken a…
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