Student Protests Homework, Cites “Forced Unpaid Labor” and Violation of “Chill Weekend Time”
Chip ByteleyIn a bold act of defiance against the tyranny of textbooks, a lone student at has ignited a fiery protest…
Read MoreTop 10 Corporate Buzzwords That Make You Want to Scream into a Pillow
Navigating corporate jargon can often feel like deciphering a complex code, especially when these buzzwords creep into every conversation. Here…
Read MoreGym Membership Now Required to Maintain Instagram Account
Get ready for a social media showdown at your local gym! In a legislative move that’s either a stroke of…
Read MoreLocal Dad Loses Backyard Grill Dominance to Teen Mastering Viral TikTok Recipes
In a stunning upset shaking suburban barbecues to their stainless steel core, a classic backyard power struggle has taken a…
Read MoreStudy Finds That People Actually Read Terms and Conditions When Insomnia Strikes
In a twist of fate that’s both ironic and slightly alarming, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a shocking cure…
Read MoreArea Man Plans to Retire Comfortably on His Collection of Plastic Bags
In a move that’s either a testament to extreme resourcefulness or a sign of misplaced optimism, a local man is…
Read MoreFlorida Man Attempts to Use Alligator as Pool Float
In a tale of either supreme bravery or the worst judgment call since someone thought releasing pythons into the Everglades…
Read MoreThe 9 Circles of Netflix Hell: A Viewer’s Guide to Terrible Adaptations, Overhyped Documentaries, and Cringe-Inducing Dating Shows
Traversing the treacherous terrain of Netflix’s extensive library can often seem like an arduous journey through Dante’s infamous circles of…
Read MoreA Culinary Disaster Playbook: How to Salvage Burnt Dinners, Exploding Cakes, and Other Kitchen Nightmares with Grace (or at Least, Delivery Apps)
Embarking on a kitchen adventure can sometimes turn into an episode of “Survivor: The Home Edition.” Whether it’s a charred…
Read MorePet Owners Can Now Send Their Animals to DIY Grooming Schools
Polly TickleGet ready for a wave of creatively coiffed pets (and some potential grooming disasters) as DIY pet grooming schools open…
Read MoreNostalgia Sets In: ’90s Tamagotchi Pets Discovered Alive in Back of Closet, Demanding Food and Cuddles
In a discovery that’s sent shockwaves through the hearts of anyone who’s ever begged for a Furby at Christmas, a…
Read MoreLocal Pool Mysteriously Converts to Jell-O Overnight, Conspiracy Theories Abound
In the Sunshine State, where the bizarre is commonplace, a new mystery has residents scratching their heads and sparking wild…
Read MoreStudies Show Doing Weird Voices While Alone Improves Mental Health by 87%
If you thought those silly voices you use when talking to yourself were a sign of encroaching madness, think again!…
Read MorePet Owner’s Survival Guide: Dealing with Furry Shenanigans, Questionable Fashion Choices for Your Dog, and Explaining Cat Memes to Your Parents
Navigating the quirky and often unpredictable world of pet ownership is no small feat. Whether you’re dealing with a scheming…
Read MoreLocal Government in Ireland Votes to Ban Snoring in Public Spaces
In a move that’s sure to stir restless nights (and mornings) across the country, the local government in a region…
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