Miami Public Transit Systems to Introduce Silent Carriages for Introverts
Chip ByteleyMiami, the vibrant, energetic city known for its pulsing music scene and enthusiastic crowds, is about to offer a surprising…
Read MoreLocal Man Declares Bankruptcy from Buying Avocados
In a tale that speaks to the harsh economic realities faced by an entire generation, a local man, identified only…
Read MoreThe Pursuit of Happiness: Now Sponsored by Energy Drinks and Anxiety Meds: Satirizing the frantic search for fulfillment against modern pressures.
Polly TickleIn an age where the quest for contentment has become as frantic as a Black Friday doorbuster sale, the latest…
Read MoreKentucky Hiking Trails Now Rated by Instagram Photo Opportunity Potential
Hikers in Kentucky, grab your smartphones and prepare for a dramatic shift in trail selection! Scenic vistas and challenging terrain…
Read MoreNew Yoga Trend: Poses That Can Be Done in Office Chairs
Stressed-out office warriors, your salvation isn’t a serene yoga studio miles away – it’s the swivel chair you’re currently parked…
Read MoreBeyond Buzzwords: The Real Deal on Self-Care and Our Collective Struggle to Embrace It
“Self-care” has morphed into one of those omnipresent buzzwords, splashed across social media feeds and wellness blogs with the promise…
Read More10 Signs You’re Officially “Old” (That Have Nothing to Do With Age)
In an era where digitization seems to reinvent our lives every second Tuesday, the venerable state of being “old” has…
Read MoreIce Cream Truck Music Now Considered Psychological Warfare, After HOA File Noise Complaints
That sweet, tinkling melody meant to lure children (and nostalgic adults) to frozen, sugary delights has taken a sinister turn.…
Read MoreThe Travel Misadventure Handbook: Embracing Lost Luggage with a Sense of Humor (and Pepto-Bismol)
Welcome to the quintessential guide for those who travel not to escape life, but for life not to escape them.…
Read MoreHow to Win at Online Arguments: A Masterclass in Logical Fallacies, Selective Facts, and the Art of the All-Caps Comeback
Let’s face it, the internet is a battlefield. Facts are flung like flaming arrows, logic is a forgotten relic, and…
Read MoreStudy Finds Increasing Number of Babies Learn to Swipe Before They Crawl
In a revelation that would make even the most cheese-enthused Crustian blush, a new study suggests our precious little ones…
Read More8 Signs Your Pet Definitely Thinks They’re in Charge
From commandeering the coziest spots in the house to demanding treats with the imperiousness of royalty, our furry (and feathered)…
Read MoreTeenagers Mysteriously Discover the Ability to Sleep Through ANY Level of Noise
In a development baffling parents, scientists, and sleep-deprived adults everywhere, teenagers across the globe have suddenly acquired the inexplicable ability…
Read MoreStudy Finds People Who Insist on “No Spoilers” Are Most Likely to Accidentally Spoil Things for Others
In a twist of ironic fate, a new study has revealed a shocking truth: those who loudly demand protection from…
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Study Finds 9 out of 10 Americans Prefer Their Own Facts
A new study published in the esteemed journal “Not The Onion” has revealed a startling truth about the American public:…
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