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Scientists have unveiled a mind-blowing breakthrough: a coffee that makes meetings actually interesting. Dubbed “Focus Fuel,” this revolutionary beverage boasts…
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In a groundbreaking study that challenges traditional notions of romance, researchers at the University of Not-So-Newlywed have discovered a surprising…
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As Ramadan progresses, the battle against hunger pangs during pre-dawn hours reaches new heights. This year, however, a peculiar trend…
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It seems even the most enticing culinary creations can’t overcome the overwhelming sleepiness that accompanies the Ramadan pre-dawn hours. Suhoor…
Read MorePrayer Mat Yoga: The Latest Wellness Trend This Ramadan
In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
Read MoreRamadan Reality TV Show Canceled: Contestants Too Hangry to Participate After Day One
A groundbreaking Ramadan reality TV show has been unceremoniously canceled after just one miserable day of filming. The concept, which…
Read MoreFind My Iftar’ App Goes Viral: Locates Nearest Open Buffet in Seconds
Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
Read MoreLocal Goose Gang Terrorizes Bakery, Demands Daily Offering of Croissants
A gaggle of geese has descended upon Gcase Bakkery, striking fear (and a strange sense of amusement) into the hearts…
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In a discovery that will surely raise pints of celebration across the land, a groundbreaking new study has revealed a…
Read MoreIrish Dance Competition Turns Vicious as Parents Dispute Authenticity of Each Other’s Spray Tans
What began as a celebration of intricate footwork and questionable fashion choices descended into chaos at the regional Irish Dance…
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In an age where “adulting” can seem like a daunting task, a new institution is opening its doors to those…
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The Evolution of Dad Jokes: How They’re Shaping Our Internet
Dad jokes, those pun-laden quips once confined to family barbecues and the back seats of minivans, have undergone a remarkable…
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