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Read MoreScientists Announce Breakthrough: A Coffee That Actually Makes Meetings Interesting
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In a fusion that’s either divinely inspired or a marketing ploy destined for the wellness trend graveyard, behold: Prayer Mat…
Read MoreRamadan Reality TV Show Canceled: Contestants Too Hangry to Participate After Day One
A groundbreaking Ramadan reality TV show has been unceremoniously canceled after just one miserable day of filming. The concept, which…
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Instead of the frantic pre-sunset rush that often characterized Ramadan eves, a sense of calm has fallen upon hungry Muslims…
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The Evolution of Dad Jokes: How They’re Shaping Our Internet
Dad jokes, those pun-laden quips once confined to family barbecues and the back seats of minivans, have undergone a remarkable…
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