Elon Musk and Donald Trump to Escape to Mars if Kamala Wins
Polly TickleThe 2024 election could be the most consequential in history—literally out of this world, if the latest rumors are to…
Read MoreGroundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
In a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
Read MoreBillionaires Race to Claim Mars as a Tax Haven
Chip ByteleyAs Earth’s resources dwindle and tax rates rise, the wealthy elite set their sights on a new frontier: Mars. In…
Read MoreGlobal Leaders Agree to Solve Climate Change by 2050 or Whenever Mars Becomes Habitable, Whichever Comes First
In a landmark decision that’s being hailed as “a giant leap for mankind, sort of,” global leaders have unanimously agreed…
Read MoreTrump and Musk to Launch Joint Venture: Making Mars Great Again
Former U.S. President Donald Trump and billionaire space aficionado Elon Musk have announced a joint venture that is literally out…
Read MoreNeuralink Update Includes Mandatory Volunteer Signup for Mars Colonization
In a bold move that blurs the lines between cutting-edge technology and interplanetary draft, Elon Musk’s Neuralink has announced its…
Read MoreRed Planet Realty Rockets: Billionaires Buzz Over Martian Lakefront Properties
In a development that’s literally out of this world, the recent confirmation of a Martian lake has ignited an intergalactic…
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