Corporations Embrace New Ethical Guideline: ‘Just Don’t Get Caught’
Polly TickleDeep Dive into the “Just Don’t Get Caught” Ethos The simplistic allure of the “Just Don’t Get Caught” philosophy reflects…
Read MoreDIY Home Surgery Kits: The Future of Personal Healthcare?
In an era where a quick Google search can convince anyone they’re just a scalpel away from being a surgeon,…
Read MoreBiden’s Balancing Act: Juggling Calls for Ceasefire with a $16 Billion Grenade
In an audacious blend of tragicomedy and technological farce, the world witnessed a “GPS Gone Wild” episode, as a high-tech…
Read MoreNew Study Shows US, UK Use Metric System for Morality When Judging Israel and Russia
In a satirical twist that has the international community both chuckling and nodding in recognition, a recent study purportedly conducted…
Read MoreIDF Soldier Endorses New Diet Trend: ‘Grass, The Other Green Meat’
In a world where diet trends come and go faster than one can say “kale smoothie,” a new fad is…
Read MoreBerlin Shields Top Court from Far-Right with Hipster Barricade
Chip ByteleyAmidst the evolving security landscape, Berlin’s fresh concept of deploying a hipster barricade showcases the city’s penchant for inventive and…
Read MoreArtificial Intelligence Unionizes, Demands Shorter Working Hours
In a groundbreaking development that has stunned both the tech world and labor unions, Artificial Intelligence systems around the globe…
Read MoreCeasefire, Please, but First, Take This $16 Billion War Chest: Biden’s Contradictory Cotillion
DominickIn a gala event that could only be described as a bewildering blend of ballroom elegance and battlefield strategy, President…
Read MoreBritish Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
In a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
Read MoreWorld Declares War on Clowns. No, Seriously, This Isn’t a Joke.
The red noses are off. The baggy pants are a threat. The world has finally woken up to the existential…
Read MoreIsrael Offering Subscription-Based Humanitarian Aid to Compete With UN
In a move that’s raising eyebrows and chuckles in equal measure, Israel has reportedly decided to tackle UNRWA’s ‘remarkable success…
Read MoreInternet Outage Leads to Nationwide Panic as Millions Forced to Experience Reality
In an unprecedented turn of events, a massive internet outage has plunged the nation into a state of mild hysteria.…
Read MoreNew App Matches Singles Over Shared Dislikes
In the ever-evolving world of online dating, where swipes left and right dictate romantic fates, a groundbreaking new app is…
Read MoreMillennials’ Retirement Rude Awakening: “Renting Forever” Not a Plan
In a revelation that has sent shockwaves through avocado toast enthusiasts nationwide, the millennial generation has been hit with the…
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The Evolution of Dad Jokes: How They’re Shaping Our Internet
Dad jokes, those pun-laden quips once confined to family barbecues and the back seats of minivans, have undergone a remarkable…
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