Economy So Bad, Wall Street Traders Now Accepting Monopoly Money
Polly TickleIn an absurd reflection of the current economic climate, Wall Street traders have been reportedly accepting Monopoly money in transactions,…
Read MoreSpain and Ireland, The Empathy Within the EU
In the intricate tapestry of geopolitics, where the threads of strategy often obscure the pressing needs of humanity, a retrospective…
Read MorePoliticians to Wear Sponsor Logos on Suits
In a bold move that’s turning heads in both the political and fashion worlds, lawmakers have announced a new initiative…
Read MoreBelgium’s ‘Build Back Better’ Initiative Faces Unexpected Renovation Courtesy of IDF
In an unforeseen twist of diplomatic irony, Belgium, known for its waffles, chocolate, and now, its moral high ground in…
Read MoreApple Vision Pro Headset: Revolutionizing Procrastination
Chip ByteleyTwo months ago, in an audacious move that sought to redefine the concept of work-life equilibrium, Apple unveiled the Vision…
Read MoreHouthis Offer ‘Missile-Targeting Satisfaction Survey’
In a twist that combines modern customer service tactics with unconventional warfare, the Houthi rebels have taken a page out…
Read MoreIsraeli Forces Mull Over Ceasefire with Proposed Peace Café in Gaza
In a development that’s more espresso shot than gunshot, Israeli forces, amidst ongoing tensions in Gaza, are reportedly pondering over…
Read MoreIDF Leader’s Controversial Claim: “Grass is a Complete Daily Meal”
In a statement that has sparked outrage and disbelief, a leader within the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) has been quoted…
Read MoreTucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin’s Unexpected Sitcom Venture
The surprising revelation that Tucker Carlson and Vladimir Putin are set to co-star in a sitcom has flipped the media…
Read MoreUS Approves F-16 Fighter Jets Sale to Turkey: Erdogan Plans Air Show Over Greece
In a satirical twist on international military deals, the United States’ approval of F-16 fighter jet sales to Turkey has…
Read MoreICJ Orders Israel to Stop Acts of Genocide: Israel Asks for Definition of ‘Stop’
In the realm of international law, instances arise that illuminate not only the gravitas of legal discourse but also the…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read MoreItaly’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
In a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
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Study Finds Urban Youth Most Isolated in Cities, Prefers Talking to Buildings
In an ironic twist to the bustling life of big cities, a recent study has found that urban youth feel…
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