ICJ Orders Israel to Stop Acts of Genocide: Israel Asks for Definition of ‘Stop’
Polly TickleIn the realm of international law, instances arise that illuminate not only the gravitas of legal discourse but also the…
Read MoreBig Pharma Announces Plans to Patent Air, Citing Years of R&D
Major pharmaceutical conglomerates, in a brazen show of corporate ambition, have announced together a plan to patent the very air…
Read MoreItaly’s Migrant Detention Centers To Be Transformed Into Spas
In a stunning and apparently ludicrous move that has raised skeptical eyebrows and spa robes throughout the world, the Italian…
Read MoreSunak’s Donor Drama: PM Proposes Donating £10M to ‘Racism Reversal Fund’
UK Prime Minister Rishi Sunak has unveiled a bold, albeit bewildering, initiative: the donation of £10 million to what he…
Read MoreRepublicans Mistakenly Believes “Deepfake” Politician Is a Refreshing Change from the Usual Liars
In an era where trust in political figures wanes and digital technology reaches unprecedented heights, a nation has found itself…
Read MoreFinnish Ice Hockey Teams to Swap Sticks for Lightsabers, Aiming for a More ‘Enlightened’ Game
Chip ByteleyIn a move that seems ripped from a space opera script, the notoriously aggressive Finnish Ice Hockey League has announced…
Read MoreNikki Haley Exits Presidential Race, Says She Misread ‘Run for President’ as ‘Run from President’
Nikki Haley, former UN Ambassador and once a promising contender for the Republican presidential nomination, has announced her abrupt withdrawal…
Read MoreGood Guys with Guns Sleep In Again: A Tale of Misguided Heroism in Kansas City
Kansas City, MO – In a shocking twist of fate that left the city reeling after its Super Bowl victory,…
Read MorePaws & Hearts: The Rise of Dating Apps for Pets
In a world where human dating apps like Tinder and Bumble help lonely hearts find love, a new trend is…
Read MoreAustralia’s High-Flying Mix-Up: Helicopters Instead of Tea Leaves
In what’s being hailed as one of the most bewildering clerical errors of the decade, the Australian government has sheepishly…
Read MoreMinnesota Wild’s Win Over Blackhawks: A Beacon of Hope in Challenging Times
In an unexpected twist that has sports enthusiasts and cynics alike reevaluating their outlook on life, the Minnesota Wild’s recent…
Read MoreStormont’s First Order of Business: Deciding Who Gets the Best Parking Spot
As the Northern Ireland Assembly resumes after a lengthy hiatus, the first order of business has unexpectedly turned into a…
Read MoreTrump and Haley’s South Carolina Smackdown Turns into Epic Rap Battle
In an unexpected twist to the Republican presidential race, the usual political debate format in South Carolina has been scrapped…
Read MoreQatar’s Triumph Over Iran: A Testament to Nerves of Steel in Soccer
In a display that had soccer aficionados around the globe on the edge of their seats, Qatar’s national team clinched…
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Meta Meltdown: Outage Plunges Millions into the Dark Ages of Face-to-Face Communication
Meta platforms (Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp) suffered a catastrophic global outage, plunging millions of users into a horrifying reality: real-life interaction.…
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