Elon Musk Reveals Twitter’s ‘X’ Stands For ‘Xenophobia’
Chip ByteleyElon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, has dropped a bombshell about his latest rebranding effort: Twitter’s transformation…
Read MoreIsrael to Allow Journalists from North Sentinel Island into Gaza
Polly TickleIn a move that has left the global journalism community both baffled and outraged, Israel has announced that it will…
Read MoreUS Decides Rape is Acceptable Military Action
The United States has found a new benchmark for moral flexibility, with its decision to continue funneling military aid to…
Read MoreIsrael Expands West Bank Lebensraum Tactics to Target Christians
In a shocking escalation of its controversial policies, Israel has now set its sights on targeting Christian communities in the…
Read MoreUS Government Proudly Announces Plan to Shelter All Homeless Veterans in National Forests
Washington, D.C. – In a bold move hailed as a win for both veterans and the environment, the U.S. government…
Read MoreRussia Applies to NATO for Defence Against Ukraine
Russia, a nation renowned for its military prowess and unparalleled ability to invade neighbors, has now found itself in a…
Read More“MyNuggetsMrBigHands”: Iran’s Intelligence Agency Exposes Trump’s Password in Unprecedented Security Breach
DominickIn what can only be described as an explosive revelation, Iran’s intelligence agency has allegedly penetrated the inner workings of…
Read MoreMyspace Poised for Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Empire Crumbles
Myspace Sets Its Sights on Twitter Takeover as Musk’s Social Media Empire Crumbles Amid UK Riots In a twist that…
Read MoreUkraine’s Invasion of Russia: How an Expired WinRAR License Turned the Tables on Putin
In a shocking and unprecedented development, Ukrainian forces have reportedly launched a full-scale invasion into Russian territory, marking a dramatic…
Read MoreIsrael Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
In a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Elon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
Read MoreLocal Woman Perfects Online Shopping Cart Without Ever Making a Purchase
Liv N. LargeEmma Driscoll, 32, has achieved what many consider the ultimate zen of online retail: the perfectly curated shopping cart, without…
Read MoreUK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
In a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
Read MoreBritain Debates Whether to Pause Genocide Aid or Just Delay It
In a move that has stirred significant controversy, the United Kingdom is currently debating whether to pause its arms exports…
Read MoreIDF Seek Partnership With Mr.Beast After Human Rights Allegations
In a twist that sounds like a punchline from a late-night comedy show, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), currently embroiled…
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