Israel Mulls Expanding Lebensraum to Lebanon
Polly TickleIn a development that seems ripped from the pages of a history book best left in the past, Israel is…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue EU for Falling Tesla Sales
Chip ByteleyElon Musk, never one to shy away from controversy, is reportedly preparing to sue the European Union over Tesla’s declining…
Read MoreLocal Woman Perfects Online Shopping Cart Without Ever Making a Purchase
Liv N. LargeEmma Driscoll, 32, has achieved what many consider the ultimate zen of online retail: the perfectly curated shopping cart, without…
Read MoreUK Rioters Deny Racism After Beating Black Man: ‘We Thought He Was in Blackface’
DominickIn a stunning display of cognitive dissonance and selective blindness, a group of rioters in the UK have denied allegations…
Read MoreBritain Debates Whether to Pause Genocide Aid or Just Delay It
In a move that has stirred significant controversy, the United Kingdom is currently debating whether to pause its arms exports…
Read MoreIDF Seek Partnership With Mr.Beast After Human Rights Allegations
In a twist that sounds like a punchline from a late-night comedy show, the Israeli Defense Forces (IDF), currently embroiled…
Read MoreUkraine Begins Special Military Operation in Russia
Ukraine’s Bold Move: An Unthinkable Invasion of Russia In what appears to be an audacious twist in the ongoing Russo-Ukrainian…
Read MoreScientists Confirm: Autism May Be Behind Most Vaccines
In a groundbreaking and somewhat ironic twist, researchers have announced that the driving force behind the development of most vaccines…
Read MoreElon Musk to Sue Non-Twitter/X Users for Not Signing Up
In a brilliant twist that only the mastermind behind the Twitter-to-X fiasco could concoct, Elon Musk is now planning to…
Read MoreSouth African Immigrant Promises to Destroy Country
In a shocking turn of events, Elon Musk, the South African-born billionaire, seems hell-bent on dismantling the very fabric of…
Read MoreUN Unveils ‘Peace Through Pizza’ Program in Desperate Attempt to Recover World Peace
In a world increasingly beset by conflict and division, the United Nations has launched an unconventional and savory new initiative:…
Read MoreNetanyahu Prepares Tel Aviv Population as Human Shield for Possible Iranian Assault
In a paradoxical twist of fate, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is readying Tel Aviv residents for potential Iranian assaults by…
Read MoreReddit Teams with Russian Military for Content Moderation
In a surprising and satirical twist, Reddit has decided to collaborate with the Russian military for content moderation. This move…
Read MoreIsrael Advocates for Peace Through Assassinations
In a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
Read MoreKeir Starmer Advocates for Irish-Led Union to Fix Brexit Mess
In a bold and unprecedented move, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer has proposed a unique solution to the ongoing Brexit…
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