Microsoft Suggests Scrapping Privacy Protections to Prevent Future Outages Like CrowdStrike
Chip ByteleyIn a startling announcement, Microsoft has suggested that the recent CrowdStrike outage could have been avoided if only they had…
Read MoreGOP Launches ‘Old Lives Matter’ Campaign to Celebrate Trump’s Age
Polly TickleIn a spectacular reversal that has left both critics and supporters bewildered, the GOP has unveiled its latest initiative: the…
Read MoreJoe Biden Drops Out of 2024 Election to Focus on Mumble Rap Career
In a stunning announcement that has left both the political and music worlds reeling, President Joe Biden has declared his…
Read MoreScientists Baffled as Y2K Arrives Two Decades Late
In a turn of events that feels ripped from a tech dystopia novel, the long-feared Y2K bug seems to have…
Read MoreLeaked Plan Shows Israel Intends to Annex and Occupy ICJ After Reparations Ruling
In a satirical twist on recent events, a leaked document has revealed Israel’s audacious plan to annex and occupy the…
Read MoreSupreme Court Decides Future Laws to be Determined by TruthSocial Polls
In a bewildering decision that has sent shockwaves through the legal and political landscape, the Supreme Court has ruled that…
Read MoreInternational Journalists to Enter Gaza? Israel Promises No Safe Return
In a grim and controversial development, Israel has recently declared that while international journalists will be allowed to enter Gaza,…
Read MoreTrump Pledges to Build Wall Around Himself, Claims Biden Will Foot the Bill
In a theatrical twist on his infamous border wall promise, Donald Trump announced plans to construct a “beautiful, impenetrable wall”…
Read MoreDid Trump’s “Shoot Pedophiles” Order Backfire Spectacularly?
In an ironic and tragic twist, Donald Trump’s hardline stance on gun rights and vigilante justice has come back to…
Read MoreGod Ignores Pope’s Plea for Priests
In a desperate plea to the heavens, Pope Francis has urged religious orders to pray for new priests and nuns…
Read MoreTrump to Fans: ‘Get Over It’ Like It’s a School Shooting
In a bewildering display of insensitivity, Donald Trump brushed off the recent shooting at his Pennsylvania rally, telling fans to…
Read MoreNigel Farage Thanks Brexit for Euro Semi-Final Win
In a move that has left political analysts and football fans equally bemused, Nigel Farage has credited Brexit for England’s…
Read MoreDonald Trump: America’s First King?
In a surreal twist that feels ripped from the pages of a dystopian novel, former President Donald Trump’s potential return…
Read MoreUK Election Results: Starmer’s Labour Wins by Pretending to Care Just a Bit More
In a political landslide that would make even the most cynical voter’s head spin, Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour Party has…
Read More4th of July Travel Tips: How to Enjoy Fireworks While Avoiding Your Racist Uncle
Liv N. LargeAh, the 4th of July: a day to celebrate America’s independence with fireworks, barbecues, and the uncomfortable presence of that…
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