Macron and Le Pen Compete to See Who Can Pretend to Care More About the Middle Class
Polly TickleIn the grand theater of French politics, the second act of the parliamentary elections has turned into a riveting drama…
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In an unprecedented move that has left international observers baffled, Israel has redefined the concept of a “safe zone” by…
Read MoreSupreme Court Approves Biden Plan to Murder Donald Trump
In a stunning turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, the Supreme Court, in a decision…
Read MoreShein Teams Up with ExxonMobil for New “Eco-Chic” Line of Clothing Dyed with Crude Oil
Liv N. LargeIn a collaboration that can only be described as a match made in environmental hell, fast-fashion giant Shein has partnered…
Read MoreChina Builds New Mega-Dam to Power World’s Largest LED Billboard
Chip ByteleyIn a move that perfectly encapsulates modern priorities, China has announced the construction of a new mega-dam on the Yangtze…
Read MoreColonial Reversal: How Israel Uno Reversed America’s Colonisation Plan
In a bizarre twist of geopolitical fate, the United States’ long-standing support for Israel has backfired spectacularly. Initially seen as…
Read MoreApple Doesn’t Want New iPhone Sold in the EU
In a surprising turn of events, Apple has decided to cancel the sales of its new iPhones in the European…
Read MoreUN Turns to GoFundMe for Peacekeeping Missions with Adopt-a-Soldier Program
In an unprecedented move to address severe budget constraints, the United Nations has launched a crowdfunding campaign to fund its…
Read MoreNetflix Plans to Use AI to Inject Product Placement into Hollywood Classics
In a groundbreaking move that’s set to redefine the streaming experience, Netflix has announced plans to use advanced AI technology…
Read MoreSaudi Women Permitted to Choose Color of Their Abayas in Latest Reform
In a move touted as progressive by the Saudi government, women in the Kingdom can now choose the color of…
Read MoreUvalde Report Reveals 376 Officers Misunderstood “Freeze” Command
In an astonishing revelation that has left many questioning the basic comprehension skills of law enforcement, a recent report on…
Read MoreMeta, Twitter Win Exclusive Rights to Promote Terrorism, Free Speech Considered More Important Than Safety
In a landmark ruling, the Supreme Court has decided in favor of social media giants Meta (formerly Facebook) and Twitter,…
Read MoreDesperate for Distraction, Israel Eyes Lebanon After Gaza’s PR Disaster
In a desperate bid to divert attention from mounting international criticism and waning support for its military actions in Gaza,…
Read MoreChris Evans Denies Signing Israeli Bomb, Suggests Next Autograph Will Be on a Tesla
In a whirlwind of controversy, Chris Evans, beloved for his portrayal of Captain America, found himself at the center of…
Read MoreBad Boys 4 Review: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence Try to Prove Cop Buddies Never Age
The dynamic duo of Will Smith and Martin Lawrence is back with Bad Boys 4, and it’s clear they’re on…
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