Kids Sue Parents for Bringing Them Into This Mess Without Permission
Chip ByteleyLos Angeles, CA — In what legal experts are calling the most ambitious lawsuit since someone tried to trademark the…
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In a feat of backyard brilliance that sent shockwaves through the neighborhood, local dad, Tom Weber, cemented his status as…
Read MoreNew Parenting Trend: Letting Pets Raise Your Kids
Forget meticulously planned schedules and structured activities, there’s a new parenting philosophy sweeping the nation, and it’s got four paws…
Read MoreArt Critic Deciphers Toddler’s Scribbles as “Scathing Commentary on the Modern Condition”
The contemporary art scene has been thrown into disarray after renowned art critic, Jacques Baudelaire III, declared a toddler’s refrigerator-adorned…
Read MoreParents Praise Shrinkflation for Providing ‘Automatic Portion Control’ for Kids’ Snack Times
Polly TickleIn a surprising twist to the tale of shrinkflation, a phenomenon that has seen consumers getting less product for their…
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