Israel Advocates for Peace Through Assassinations
Polly TickleIn a move that has left international observers bewildered, Israel has continued its controversial approach to peace by targeting and…
Read MoreGroundbreaking Peace Plan Involves Relocating Gaza Strip to Mars
In a bold and otherworldly proposal that has taken the international community by storm, a consortium of billionaires, space agencies,…
Read MoreGaza Peace Plan Reveal: More Violence
The much-anticipated unveiling of the latest Gaza peace plan took a turn no one could have predicted. Dubbed as the…
Read MoreIsrael Insists “No Path To Peace”, As Hamas Accepts Ceasefire Agreement
In a startling development that has international observers concerned, Israel has declared that there is “no path to peace” shortly…
Read MoreIran and Israel Commit to Peaceful Explosions in Joint Effort to Avoid Escalation
In an unprecedented move that has left the global stage both baffled and intrigued, officials from Iran and Israel have…
Read MoreBritish Museum Offers to Return Stolen Artifacts to Gaza, ‘But Only After Peace is Declared’
In a bold move that’s causing both uproarious laughter and critical head-scratching worldwide, the British Museum announced today its plans…
Read MoreIsraeli Forces Mull Over Ceasefire with Proposed Peace Café in Gaza
In a development that’s more espresso shot than gunshot, Israeli forces, amidst ongoing tensions in Gaza, are reportedly pondering over…
Read MoreMiddle East Peace Process Talks Stall as Negotiators Argue Over Hummus Recipe Authenticity
Hummus-Fueled Fury: Middle East Peace Talks Crumble Amidst Recipe Debate JERUSALEM – A promising round of Middle East peace talks…
Read MoreNew Middle East Urban Development Plan: More Rubble, Less Trouble
In a groundbreaking move sure to raise eyebrows (and possibly dust clouds), several Middle Eastern nations have announced a revolutionary…
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